Men are like this…but women are like thiiiiiis!

Blade Runner is a good sleep aid for me.

My most embarassing "I not only watched this, but I saw it at the theater" is, without a doubt. Sex and the City.

I saw the Great Escape, but I don't remember a whole lot about it, so I'm not sure what I should be saying when asked, point-blank, "Have YOU seen The Great Escape??"

King Bastard - thanks to this study, we all know you're probably lying.

Doesn't the B&N Nook already do the library thing? They use epub, which is what most libraries use, so it seems like this isn't a process that Amazon has to build from scratch.

"They make music a lot of people enjoy. " - I involuntarily read that in the voice of Joe Piscopo as Frank Sinatra.

Fair to Midland, a gripping novel about a young English carnie making his way out of the poverty stricken hinterlands and into the Midlands. An engrossing coming-of-age story from the author who brought you the bestselling "Mute Point".

No, 3rd Grader. Myrtle just went to live in a farm upstate.

She's hot, of course she got her license in no time.

No. No one should ever wish that Perfect Couples was on, for any reason. That is WRONG.

One day he's going to be asked that question one too many times, and he's going to lose his shit.

Oh crap, I got them mixed up. But Kendall was erica's daugher, right? One she gave up for adoption or something?

He's mentally ill. It could be brought on by his drug abuse, or maybe he came by it honestly, but I really don't think there's a question about that at this point.

The neck tattoo is probably because he was a "male international rock star".

Zoe has a Wiki page. Mystery solved.

Ok, if I remember correctly, the girl on the right is Erica Kane's lesbian daughter. There was a gay storyline some time back so perhaps the guy in drag is a part of that?

Sex slave fuckers are EXTREMELY concerned about right and wrong. I think these ads will work.

Or it may be that it actually makes me laugh. It can sometimes be that simple, no psychoanalysis necessary.

But beating dead horses is funny!