Robot McCartney killed the real McCartney in 68.

Well, when you're born in Neuilly-sur-Seine and you live in Versailles, you have to get a dumb name like that. That's the rule.

He wants to make love to the mountain.

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?

I wish he could have added "And sorry about Superman".

They pretty much already did in the last movie.

Judging from the test footage they shot years ago, he's gonna look and act like classic Deadpool and not Baraka-Deadpool.

Gimme some sugar

Tommy Lee Jones is not impressed. Or maybe he's smiling, I can't tell.

Bananavicious is how I call my… Ugh, nevermind. I'm too tired for that.

I think all those articles about Prince killed Tity Boi.

Poor Michel Hazanavicius…

jake?

Seeing a friend who lives there. And trying to have sex with Freddie Mercury's ghost, as usual.

In his defense, French food is the best.

It's really a pretty place, like a calm forrest in the middle of the city.

I'm going to London in November. Don't try to invade France again while I'm in your country.

You can also find a lot of bunnies right next to the Champs Elysées. They're used as lawnmowers here.

Go there to see Chopin, Piaf, Oscar Wilde and all the others… Morrison is just the big tourist attraction but you will find a lot of famous people there.

Cider from Normandy is the best thing ever.