Hey, don't drink and eat EVERYTHING! I have children to feed dammit.

I live next to the Montparnasse cemetery, I like to go say hi to Gainsbourg every once in a while but my favorite place will always be the Père Lachaise cemetery. I love it.

Please, don't have sex with our bread. Enjoy my city. Don't talk to Parisian people, they're assholes.

Please, don't throw cigarettes all over my beautiful city, it's already full of cigarettes.

Yeah, I really need to be judged by people I don't know on Twitter. I just love it. Please, just stop. I still read Twitter for your information.

Le Touitteur? Qu'est ce que c'est?

… not that there's anything wrong with that.

Still stuck in ElDan's basement.

People are mean.

And all this time I thought it was just to quote The Simpsons whenever we want. IT'S CHOWDER.

What's the point of the Internet?

WHAT'S THE FUCKIN' POINT OF THESE VIDEOS DAMMIT *punches computer*

That worked for Freedom Fries, right… Right?

Don't reveal my secret!

Only Scots remember that!

Why? Because that's like 95% of the conversations I have with people around here?

Well that link certainly explain my life since I moved here…

That's what happens when you drink too much crystal skulls.

Maybe you're all way too much into your own smell to notice how human beings are supposed to smell? I just explained America in one sentence.

Bonne histoire, frère.