Were they hippies? Because I seriously don't understand how something from three centuries ago could still be a problem now.

Don't say the last sentence, it was a silly joke. It means "Go fuck yourself, you damn French."
You don't want to say that!

Oh then, don't worry about them being racists. Worry about them being dumb men haha.

Ah, les femmes skunk fatales… *uses way too much perfume*

I'm not gonna judge them for that… *prepares his next there and back again trip to Holland*

I don't know, do that if you feel like you're talking to a racist person, I guess.

When a tourist ask me for directions, they always seem so surprised that I speak a good English and that I actually smile when I talk to them. That's what makes me think the rest of Paris isn't really nice to tourists. I could be wrong. I know Frenchmen will ALWAYS stop and smile for a woman, for example. Pépé le Pew…

I'm from the North, so every summer we would get "le débarquement des anglais" as we call it.
I just know a lot more people who love London and like Brit-pop and English culture than I know of people who really love America like I do… They love the TV shows and the movies, of course, but I don't know they seem to like…

Yes, but Megan's mother had the worst accent ever.

I guess it depends on where you go. France is full of different people, after all. People from the North and the South are totally different. I'm from the North, so I know we love English people. I guess it's different if you talk to someone from the South.

Yes, then he stopped in the middle to film a shoe and tell me "le cinéma c'est de la merde".

Their accent is a mix of French and English, they use a lot of American/English expressions translated very literally in French which is something we don't do. They can be very hard to understand to French people. But they have great voices when they sing, so we mostly like them.

That's is actually not true. French people hate Americans way more than English. Especially the young people, they love England.

Quebecois and French are not the same thing at all.

Quebecois and French are totally different languages. Maybe they use a different way of saying it? But from what I heard, people over there can be kind of mean to French people or people speaking English so I don't know… I've never been there so I'm not gonna say I'm sure that was the case, don't get me wrong haha.

Ni le bien qu'on m'a fait, ni le mal. Rien à foutre.

I'm contractually obligated to listen to U2.

THAT'S NOT A VALID EXPRESSION IN FRENCH, DENIED.

I'm cooking escalopes milanaises right now.

…. Quoi?