"Pardon mais je ne parle pas bien français."
"Je suis désolé, mon français n'est pas très bon."
"Allez vous faire foutre, sale français."

Parisians are assholes, but now that I'm Parisian I guess you can say #NotAllParisians.
It will mostly depend on who you talk to, but mostly they won't even bother answering you (whether you're French or not, it's not about nationality, it's just they're busy assholes).

Birdman looks so fucking good, I can't even

Hé reste poli, tête de bite. On est pas dans ton village ici.

Dans ton cul. Au fond à droite.

Je dors toute la nuit et je travaille toute la journéééééeee

Rum from Guadeloupe.

FRENCH THREAD

I think people think we invented it because we're known to have "perfected" it, I guess. I think the book "The Perfume" put that idea into my brain too.

Liberté, Egalité, Guillotines électrifiées.

GILLYYYYY! I'm really happy to see she's on Apatow 's radar.

I am not a clumsy Clouseau-esque waiter!

It took you all this time into this movie to realize that? Dan, I'm disappointed.

Yeah but without illegal downloads and badly translated subtiltes, I would not be here today to be mean at people making stereotypical jokes about myself.

I'm calm, just because I don't like your joke means I'm mad. It's okay, here, have an upvote.

I actually wanted to send you some but forgot it's not possible to send alcohol to other countries without getting trouble.

Do you know that jokes about French people smell only comes from the fact we invented perfume? I guess I'm gonna say the same thing about Americans inventing deodorants from now on because hey why not focusing on dumb stereotypes instead of learning from other countries?

You mean that thing you invented more than a century ago to conceal your bad smell?

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

Nah, people just download that illegally with very badly translated subtitles. Though I'm pretty sure House of Cards is more a thing here than OITNB. I know, I know, we're bad.