Even here you can get called things like French bastard or cheese eating surrender monkey… NOWHERE IS SAFE.

Same. This is becoming a real issue.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WHITE FLAG WHEN I NEED IT THE MOST?

He's clearly not hairy enough for me to be able to do such a thing.

WHERE IS MY DEEP DISH PIZZA I WANNA SWIM IN FAT

I'm good. I actually feel better now, you can go.

凸☾☯▃☯☽=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿

KELLY IS HAVING AN AFFAIR?! I KNEW IT

PUT THE BUTTER IN THE BASKET TITY (wait what?)

Now that I think about, Brad Pitt lives in France since a few years he may be able to say a few French words I guess.

We call such a thing a Kirk's mom around here, Tity.

See, say what you will about France, but at least we know how to locate our reproductive organs… Actually, nevermind, we locate them a bit too easily to be good people.

Pas de golden shower aujourd'hui, mon amour. J'ai mal à la tête.

PUT ON SOME NUTELLA LOTION BEFORE

He also sends me weird videos of him in the toilets.

Tity wasn't really helping, I need something stronger.

I don't think so. I know Jay Baruchel, Jodie Foster and Bradley Cooper speaks French.

Serge Gainsbourg - Ford Mustang
Air - Le Voyage de Penelope
Arno - Ma Femme
Birdy Nam Nam - The Parachute Ending
La Femme - La Femme
Michel Polnareff - Le Roi des Fourmis

I'm going to therapy, not to Russia.

Insomnia is a shit head.