I'm going back to therapy thread!

Agent Bearded Nazi Jr.!

Dan and Dik.

Where is Tity Boi? He's the Rocky to my Apollo.

That's like the story of my life.

Le train de tes injures roule sur le rail de mon indifférence.

Nah, I'm more of a Lille fan since I was born there. I just really like dumb supporter songs like that haha

Seriously, there is a guy named Dan Lebatard?! Holy shit, from now on I'm calling ElDan like that.

Ah les femmes skunk fatales…

That's Quebecois. You should hate yourself for that.

LES BATARDS

Marseillais, va niquer ta mèèèèèère. Sur la cane-cane-canebièèèèère.

No way.

Two tits up!

I can't, I'm supposed to play in the French version of True Blood but instead of blood it's wine and instead of vampires it's sexy schoolgirls.

I'll always be there, Tity. In the eyes of every child, in the rosée du matin, in your breakfast quesarito…

I have to say, I still wish I looked and dressed like Don Draper…

Oh, Norm started that? He was high.

I'm pretty sure he had a big bowl of sauerkraut

Wait… What? Please tell me you're just saying that as a joke… Jesus, people really feel the need to make stuff up just to keep shows alive…