I'm surprised nobody mentioned miss Seydoux yet.

Yeah but she clearly hasn't aged like that Damn Mirren did. That's what happens when you share drinks with Serge.

SHE'S 70 TITY

Charlotte Le Bon, if you're into the ex Canal plus girls. Damn, I forgot she's quebecoise…

Birkin is English, you idiot. She was even married to John Barry, how English is that?

I'm still a rather sad human being with no hope.

Kick in a Parisian garbage and ten like her pop out.

Shit, is Chirac back? I thought he went senile…

That's better, now nuke something.

IT STILL HURTS! No really, I had to get that checked.

I sometimes hope he added "And smelly cheeses are the best" so you could all admit you're wrong.

My cat is still traumatized, Bergo.

That's not what I'm expecting from the greatest country in the World, guys. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR COUNTRY?

Gerard Depardieu in My Father The Hero?

I'm more sorry about what he's doing in his basement.

At least, he's acknowledging his problem which is way more than most stupid people do.

I know what you're sorry for, but it was still a bad movie Tity.

If only some people commenting on this website could do the same now.

BECAUSE THEY TOOK MY CAR AND MY VHORE

No Kiss Kiss Bang Bang for you tonight, good sir.