More like Sin Tity, am I right?

The Bear MILF.

I have a crush on Tity Boi, it's pretty much sexual.

Toujours non.

I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME ANYMORE DAN, BUT I WILL WIN YOU BACK. I SWEAR.

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I'm on a Twitter diet for a few days, tell him I love him. And know that I love you too, Dan.

Non.

Mister Herzog? Is that you?

Ugh… Why am I still reading this type of articles and the comment section again?

Yeah 2006 was bad too, I agree. Pretty much every WC that ends with penalties sucks.

I know, I'm just always grumpy before I have my first coffee.

I was actually just sharing a fact all nicely and shit, not trying to insult 'Merica. It's okay to like a sport event who took place in your country even though said sport event wasn't great. Anyway, everybody calls me French and that's what I am, oui.

It's funny because the rest of the World remembers it as one of the worst World Cup ever haha

That's a great/heartbreaking story, Alien Jesus. I know that feeling when you can sense the end is near or rignt now for someone close to you. It happened to me two times and it's still an awful but kind of dreamy experience when I think about it. Like some sort of sixth sense or super power that only activates when…

You know it wasn't her, it was the turtle on her head with a rifle.

I'm gonna guess you don't speak French now.

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