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Outrageous French Accent
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This song is great!

We're about to witness the murder of a Pokemon.

He's Belgian…

We all have this ready in case we need to reply to ElDan.

Well I think you act like that because people from Chicago are big drama queens! *runs away holding his white flag* I'M KIDDING I'M KIDDING

It's one thing to judge his taste in food, but DO NOT JUDGE HIS TASTE IN MOVIES.

We all know you're listening to Oasis, stop acting like you're not.

BEATRICE IS A SAINT ALRIGHT?!

The French is strong with you, Tity. But you are not a Frenchie YET!

We didn't start the fire?

OH NO YOU DIDN'T

I French Dik.

He IS John Voight.

And women like you, goddammit. Hell, the only one thing you ever been good for is lovin'. Women go crazy for you, that's a really true fact!

This week we're barely putting up with writing.

TITY BE NICE TO THE ALCOHOLIC YOU KNOW IT'S NOT HIS FAULT

Tity is not a meme. #NotAllTitys

Since Tity is acting like a shy little jouvencelle:

So that's where whores go…

Let's start our own company. DIK & FRENCH. I don't know what we're selling yet, but it's still better than our fucked up situations.