You guessed it!

But I like to be mean… *sad face*

I SWEAR TO GOD, DAN. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART

DON'T LEAVE! MY CIGARS ARE IN ZAT CAR!

I'M GONNA EAGLE KICK YOU LIKE I DID TO THAT HOMELESS GUY FROM POINT BREAK IN THE MATRIX

It's true. Je suis Laurence Fishburne. I WAS ALMOST OSCARIZED BITCH YOU BETTER RESPECT ME!

I KNEW IT WAS YOU TITY

That would be French to Greek.

Sounds just as dumb as Tity and Dan.

Good, you're back. NOW GO OUT AND GET ME AN AWARD.

French to English is how I call my relationship with Tity Boi.

The Quesarito Cult is growing, this is worrying.

THIS. THIS IS COMMENT OF THE YEAR.

Boring gimmick account is boring.

Nothing to promote, I just wanted to brag because I'm gonna meet Stallone tomorrow in Paris!

"Every man should pull a boat over a mountain once in his life."

DIE DAN, DIE

Guys… I think I pooped in the toaster yesterday.

No "French" bottle, huh? Xénophobe!

Let me get my chainsaw and my hockey mask.