Illuminatour 2014

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE"?!

…No, because I get the pussy! *highfive himself*

If he's Speedy Gonzales… Can I be Pepe le Pew?

Alright, xenophobic joke then. Smarty pants.

Run, Spielbergo! Run!

I suspect ElDan. As always.

See, kids, that's how you do a bad racist joke. Not only offensive but not even remotely funny.

You don't know Dick, Dikachu.

Sarkozy isn't talented.

Not a lot of people know that, but it was actually written by George R.R. Martin.

The full title is actually Captain Underpants: The ElDan Story.

Yes. Cancel yourself.

Damn this is even more confusing than me! I'm a French guy with Spanish roots and an Algerian name!

RANDOR WILL MEET YOUR MOTHER AND WAIT UNTIL SHE DIES

I guess we could also say he's CEO of Butts, for good measures.

That's a sword, Queef… Or is it?

I would have made it just to talk to Diane Kruger, and by talk I mean have sex with her in the Trojan Horse.

You're also CEO of Dicks now?

He also wrote X Men Origins: Wolverine and Troy… He's like the Nic Cage of writers.