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Outrageous French Accent
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Hey! The Wire did that pretty well.

I don't know, I don't watch French movies. I'm not stupid.

"the other hour and forty minutes will be naked women scissoring each other non-stop."

The AV Club:

Seriously? Damn I respect this guy even more now. One of my favorite movies.

We're all pigs.

I could actually say that in real life…

Haha I just imagined a guy named Drew Wieners.

Or Tweek from South Park.

I propose :@

Tom Cruise just tweeted John Travolta's home address.

The Rock is gay? Good for him.

Joel Schumacher or GTFO

That's a lot of Black Cops…

But not as good as Gaydzilla.

Nah, gingers don't have souls but since I don't believe in souls in the first place I'm okay with that.

DON'T BRING SIMONE VEIL INTO THAT, JEAN LUC!

Haha I would love to see him just so I could call him RICH-ard to make him doubt French people say Ree-SHARD.

I like his sister Tig better.

All hail the holy yellow penis!