Throw some numbers at me.  Wassup.

I'd like to thank the Onion for going with the photo I selected. I'd like to thank the person who spotted me in DC.  I am taller than one might expect, if one expected me to be shorter than I am (I am an insufferable douchebag).  The other man with me in the suit was my father.  He is shorter than me, but not shorter…

I am an insufferable douchebag.  It is a shitty stand up act.  Or will be.  You are right on all accounts. Enjoy this blessed moment of exacting insight and probity.  Well done, sir.

Huh.

Huh.

Hey dudes,

Hey dudes,