tequila+bloody ingredients= bloody maria
rum+bloody ingredients= bloody pirate
jameson+bloody ingredients=bloody mick
gin+bloody ingredients=ruddy bloody
budwiser+clamato in a tallboy=satan's pee

Oh, and Prince gets a lifetime pass, if for no other reason than I would never have sex with a man in high heels. Except for Prince.

Ok, I tried. I tried and tried and tried to listen to Dave Matthews. I love Bela Fleck and his marvelous Flecktones, and based solely on that love I tried. HOWEVER, when a group of musicians consistently releases music that causes my brain to erupt in crusty pustules what are filled with writhing maggots of…

Maybe if more people decided to play in Indy we citizens wouldn't be expected to pay more for our booze to finance a motherloving stadium!