Tom Waits wrote that shit, son.

Aw, man. The cold cuts I bought to dress my doll in are going to go foul. :(

Aw, man. The cold cuts I bought to dress my doll in are going to go foul. :(

@avclub-3545aa4f5986b04034fe083aa9712d21:disqus  Gill Boetticher

@avclub-3545aa4f5986b04034fe083aa9712d21:disqus  Gill Boetticher

Yeah, your work computer probably thought you were looking for erotic House fanfiction.

Yeah, your work computer probably thought you were looking for erotic House fanfiction.

Being trampled by babies sounds adorable.

Being trampled by babies sounds adorable.

That… doesn't sound like an offensive caricature at all.

That… doesn't sound like an offensive caricature at all.

WestXylophoneHistory.php

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and sometimes also eating spaghetti

and sometimes also eating spaghetti

@avclub-e7b020dc5b20f6303627206c35622a17:disqus To say nothing of Galt's Gulch.

@avclub-e7b020dc5b20f6303627206c35622a17:disqus To say nothing of Galt's Gulch.

No, seriously, she sat beside me and talked about her vagina the whole movie. Women, right??

No, seriously, she sat beside me and talked about her vagina the whole movie. Women, right??

LENA DUNHAM RUINED PROMETHEUS