@avclub-bae6a614f57536659ef89e3a491d6030:disqus In Montreal supermarkets they sell Leibniz wafers. I've never bought them, but I figure they're just like Fig Newtons, only the notation is less confusing.

NBC is the Jerry Gergich of networks.

SPOILER ALERT: The 'wonder' is Rachel McAdams' butt.

You don't get invited to many Christmas pageants, do you?

Don't Trust the Beholder in Apartment 23.

/farts

If the episode had been the reveal that Tina's new book of erotic friend fiction was called 'Buttloose' and then 21 minutes of static, it still would have earned a B+ from me.

I really do not get the Jessa hate. She puts up a front of sort of gleeful nihilism, but there are moments when some emotional vulnerability bubbles to the surface. Sooner or later we'll get an episode where she gets her comeuppance (presumably this is what the babysitting storyline is building to) and I'm sure the…

"Peak crotch shot" is a myth perpetuated by leftist scientists pursuing their "alternative comedy sources" agenda. The current rate of population growth is enough to support extraction of ball hits well into the 2100s.

Hmm, if I had to guess: Laura Prepon, Rob Schneider, William Shatner. Their sitcoms all got cancelled, right?

Must-see TV?

"Perderick Hapley".

Happy Endings, too.

I guess Ben got Andy into Game of Thrones.

Katpiss Neverbathed

Yeah, I noticed the typo too. You have principles while a school has a principal. Jeez, Deadline, get it together.

You forgot "reasonable".

Battleship Potemkin: Reloaded

Well, according to 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…  in Canada it's either the American spelling or "yogourt" (because that's also how you spell it in French – fucking French…), but I'm pretty sure I've seen it all three ways.

These vulva rings are as smooth as veal cutlets.