Huh? No.

And is Billy Ray Cyrus a sellout for showing up in a David Lynch film?

And is Billy Ray Cyrus a sellout for showing up in a David Lynch film?

David Lynch is a comic?

David Lynch is a comic?

Eh, I get that, but I think the character is a little TOO different in the second half, even before Rosario Dawson and co. start chasing him. He's more manic and less calculated in the second half. Russel freaking out over his bullet wound is pretty hilarious, though.

Eh, I get that, but I think the character is a little TOO different in the second half, even before Rosario Dawson and co. start chasing him. He's more manic and less calculated in the second half. Russel freaking out over his bullet wound is pretty hilarious, though.

Death Proof was pretty disappointing after the awesome craziness of Planet Terror, but Stuntman Mike is a great, great character (at least in the first half). I'm still hoping that Tarantino brings him back in another, better movie.

Death Proof was pretty disappointing after the awesome craziness of Planet Terror, but Stuntman Mike is a great, great character (at least in the first half). I'm still hoping that Tarantino brings him back in another, better movie.

The Bunnicula books were great, although the scary parts were usually explained away as a series of misunderstandings. That always disappointed me, so I would make up my own endings.

The Bunnicula books were great, although the scary parts were usually explained away as a series of misunderstandings. That always disappointed me, so I would make up my own endings.

Yes! I had the World of the Unknown Monsters one, and it had the most menacing loch ness monster ever drawn on the front of it. It was awesome and it freaked me right the hell out.

Yes! I had the World of the Unknown Monsters one, and it had the most menacing loch ness monster ever drawn on the front of it. It was awesome and it freaked me right the hell out.

I will defend Usual Suspects and the first two X-Men to my dying day.

I will defend Usual Suspects and the first two X-Men to my dying day.

Goddammit, yes. The musical is great.

Goddammit, yes. The musical is great.