Sick of Normal People,

Oh my gosh, Steve, I can't believe you use Wikipedia as your source of information. Everyone knows that Wikipedia is like, super sketchy, and that you can't take anything it says at face value. Just ask any high school teacher - they'll tell you that if they ever see anyone use Wikipedia as a source, it's like, an…

OMG, twagenaar, seriously. I have been waiting for this movie to come out because I can't wait to see what will happen in 2012. I mean, I've been trying to come up with some strategies to avoid dying and stuff, but it's like, what can you do, you know? And then everyone is like, "It's fake, the world obviously…

Jodie Sweetin fell in love with and married a police officer, even though she was a drug addict. When he found out about her addictions, he divorced her. For all we know, Joey Gladstone could have molested her. I mean, something must have happened in her childhood to make her such a glutton for punishment.

Just so you know, Claire, in the monologue when she mentioned the werewolf from Twilight, is because she's dating Taylor Lautner. I saw evidence - there's a picture of Taylor L. holding a door open for Taylor S. I think it's so sweet that Taylor Swift is still BFFs with Selena Gomez, even though Taylor L. is Selena…

I was read a quote by him about how he's practicing stand-up and doing the talk show to, like, "keep strong mentally", or something like that. If you read between the lines, it's pretty clear he's been diagnosed with, like, Alzheimers or something, and he's probably just doing this to keep it at bay for a while? I…