Oh, so this is why I got that Community notification.

Here's my point of view on Tony's death:

Here's my point of view on Tony's death:

Because the duck flew away with his penis.  IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!

Because the duck flew away with his penis.  IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW!

People who read pop culture websites and weekly columns dedicated to recapping The Sopranos?

People who read pop culture websites and weekly columns dedicated to recapping The Sopranos?

One of the most adorable things my ex ever said was at the end of Marie Antoinette.

One of the most adorable things my ex ever said was at the end of Marie Antoinette.

My town only has three restaurants, a Chipotle, a Panda Express, and an Applebees.  And they're all next to each other in the same strip mall.  So yes.

My town only has three restaurants, a Chipotle, a Panda Express, and an Applebees.  And they're all next to each other in the same strip mall.  So yes.

No, the very best Christmas song ever is Carol Of The Bells, and I'll fight any woman or paraplegic who says otherwise.

No, the very best Christmas song ever is Carol Of The Bells, and I'll fight any woman or paraplegic who says otherwise.

He'll always be Paul Pfeiffer in my book.  My book is wildly inaccurate.

He'll always be Paul Pfeiffer in my book.  My book is wildly inaccurate.

Hey, that's my Christmas tradition, too!

Hey, that's my Christmas tradition, too!

And the Star Wipe is a fairly advanced maneuver.  I'm still mastering the Front-To-Back.

And the Star Wipe is a fairly advanced maneuver.  I'm still mastering the Front-To-Back.

#peenstagrammed has got "20/20 Special Report" written all over it.