Touch Of Evil Dead

That's good!

That's good!

When I have nothing to say, I just write Dawes.
It was funny once, I'll say it again.

When I have nothing to say, I just write Dawes.
It was funny once, I'll say it again.

I have an app for it.  I just start the app, hold the phone up to my face, and enjoy The Walking Dead in full 1080p blackness.  It's like I'm right there and blind.

I have an app for it.  I just start the app, hold the phone up to my face, and enjoy The Walking Dead in full 1080p blackness.  It's like I'm right there and blind.

So then….Hatfields and McCoys: Road Rules?

So then….Hatfields and McCoys: Road Rules?

So what?  All gay, bald, well dressed black music industry executives in glasses look the same to  you?

So what?  All gay, bald, well dressed black music industry executives in glasses look the same to  you?

Look, I'm not…listen!…I'm not saying that ALL hobbits are bad drivers.  I'm just saying that all bad drivers SEEM to be hobbits…"

Look, I'm not…listen!…I'm not saying that ALL hobbits are bad drivers.  I'm just saying that all bad drivers SEEM to be hobbits…"

Fun fact: My porn name in the 80s was Alasstair Assential. 

Fun fact: My porn name in the 80s was Alasstair Assential. 

Some will have two.  Mother Nature will always maintain balance.

Some will have two.  Mother Nature will always maintain balance.

"…but before I can help you, I'll need you to complete this task.  The inventory in my store is running low. Please go to the cave to the west of here and Kill Six (6) Dire Wolves and return here with their pelts."

"…but before I can help you, I'll need you to complete this task.  The inventory in my store is running low. Please go to the cave to the west of here and Kill Six (6) Dire Wolves and return here with their pelts."

During the eulogy, one of the schoolgirls falls off her bike and exposes her panties, causing massive nosebleeds.  One giant teardrop appears over the casket.