"Tyler Perry's Love's Diner, where every day, Tyler Perry's Menu serves up Tyler Perry's Food, Tyler Perry's Laughs, Tyler Perry's Valuable Life Lessons, and a whole lot of Tyler Perry's Cock."

Tyler Perry's Involvement

Tyler Perry's Involvement

What a twist!

What a twist!

and a hand-written note that reads

and a hand-written note that reads

and it said no stamps, NO STAMPS on the envelope, but it had stamps on it, big stamps, all over the front…

and it said no stamps, NO STAMPS on the envelope, but it had stamps on it, big stamps, all over the front…

Illonois is spelted rong.

Illonois is spelted rong.

I had to take a pill to get it back down, such is the raw sexual potency of Yvette Nicole Brown.

I had to take a pill to get it back down, such is the raw sexual potency of Yvette Nicole Brown.

"…and then I'll take his suit and hide the body.  Then I'll be Don Draper, and no one will be the wiser."

"…and then I'll take his suit and hide the body.  Then I'll be Don Draper, and no one will be the wiser."

"Fuck you, Billy Campbell" - The Killing

"Fuck you, Billy Campbell" - The Killing

One could say you Britta'd the opportunity. 

One could say you Britta'd the opportunity. 

Only amature Cranstons are allowed to enter.  No professional Cranstons.