Obligatory "I got a Percy Jackson sequel notification for this?" comment.

I had to.  It was either change one letter, or be stuck with engelbert_humperdinck_316.

I had to.  It was either change one letter, or be stuck with engelbert_humperdinck_316.

Yeah, but seriously, $2500 each?  You'll get so SO much more on eBay.

Yeah, but seriously, $2500 each?  You'll get so SO much more on eBay.

Come on, man.  Don't call me on this shit.

Come on, man.  Don't call me on this shit.

Yes. This. Please, someone link us to that good rendition of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town."

Yes. This. Please, someone link us to that good rendition of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town."

Exactly.  Everyone knows Justin Beiber is immortal.

Exactly.  Everyone knows Justin Beiber is immortal.

Meh.  I've seen clearer pictures of Bigfoot. 

Meh.  I've seen clearer pictures of Bigfoot. 

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Stories like this always bum me out.  Perfect viable businesses have to close because some landlord got a stick up his butt over the rent.  We had a local bagel shop in my town that was in a similar situation.  There were protests and fundraisers and scathing letters to the editor, and in the end, the landlord forced…

Stories like this always bum me out.  Perfect viable businesses have to close because some landlord got a stick up his butt over the rent.  We had a local bagel shop in my town that was in a similar situation.  There were protests and fundraisers and scathing letters to the editor, and in the end, the landlord forced…

Looking like Bryan Cranston playing a 51 year old cancer survivor doesn't exactly melt the panties off.

Looking like Bryan Cranston playing a 51 year old cancer survivor doesn't exactly melt the panties off.

A higher average wage of about 26%.