Why would anyone go to America's Favorite Vacation Paradise just to work?  Somebody's just cookoo for cocoa puffs over, guys.

But then how would they fil….Oh, I get it.  You…

But then how would they fil….Oh, I get it.  You…

Yeah, you said that.  Saying it again doesn't really reinforce anything. 

Yeah, you said that.  Saying it again doesn't really reinforce anything. 

Make it single camera, increase the sassiness by a factor of 7, cast Joey Lauren Adams, call it "B*d Teacher!!", and that right there is how you make comedy smurfs into comedy gold, people!

Make it single camera, increase the sassiness by a factor of 7, cast Joey Lauren Adams, call it "B*d Teacher!!", and that right there is how you make comedy smurfs into comedy gold, people!

Well, I see Christina Applegate in THIS!

Well, I see Christina Applegate in THIS!

I've seen them twice.  Once, when they were opening for the Flaming Lips, and they weren't so great.  Not that I didn't enjoy it, but I think they don't really let loose when they only get 45 minutes and they are not the headliners.  The other show was in Santa Cruz at a venue that I'm pretty sure used to be a high…

I've seen them twice.  Once, when they were opening for the Flaming Lips, and they weren't so great.  Not that I didn't enjoy it, but I think they don't really let loose when they only get 45 minutes and they are not the headliners.  The other show was in Santa Cruz at a venue that I'm pretty sure used to be a high…

That's the opposite of true, but I totally see where people would be turned off by them.  When introducing the band to other people, I never start with the early stuff.  If it's a regular person, I'll start with Quebec.  Transdermal Celebration is one of the most kick ass songs on that album, and it has a well…

That's the opposite of true, but I totally see where people would be turned off by them.  When introducing the band to other people, I never start with the early stuff.  If it's a regular person, I'll start with Quebec.  Transdermal Celebration is one of the most kick ass songs on that album, and it has a well…

I'll let you in on a big American secret:  Nobody actually likes Thanksgiving.  We like everything about Thanksgiving, but not actually Thanksgiving.  It's a pure guilt/marketing thing.  We do it because everybody else is.  I am just as grateful for everything I have on July 2nd as I am on November whatever it is this…

I'll let you in on a big American secret:  Nobody actually likes Thanksgiving.  We like everything about Thanksgiving, but not actually Thanksgiving.  It's a pure guilt/marketing thing.  We do it because everybody else is.  I am just as grateful for everything I have on July 2nd as I am on November whatever it is this…

She's a doctor with a partnership in a gynecologist's office who started life as an awkward teenage shut-in whose entire views on love have been drawn from romantic comedies.  Her character development will probably stem from life's constant reminders that love isn't really like that, and that she is probably smart…

She's a doctor with a partnership in a gynecologist's office who started life as an awkward teenage shut-in whose entire views on love have been drawn from romantic comedies.  Her character development will probably stem from life's constant reminders that love isn't really like that, and that she is probably smart…

Sadly, that was meant to be a short people/elf joke, but just as the marriage that spawned it, it to has failed.

Sadly, that was meant to be a short people/elf joke, but just as the marriage that spawned it, it to has failed.

While many shows get cancelled each year, they are usually victims of poorly excecuted premises, or of bad promotion, or are just generally boring.  But just like playing for the Marlins, the one nice thing you can say about those shows it that at least they made it to the Big Leagues, and it shows by having at least…