Mike Lovian.  I think that has a better ring to it.

$299?  Put that shit on a tee shirt and sell it on Threadless.  I'm sure you'll make slightly more.

$299?  Put that shit on a tee shirt and sell it on Threadless.  I'm sure you'll make slightly more.

That must be tempered with great responsibility forward, though.

That must be tempered with great responsibility forward, though.

Wouldn't it be nice?

Wouldn't it be nice?

Just tour as The REAL Beach Boys and replace Love with Slimer.  I'd see that.

Just tour as The REAL Beach Boys and replace Love with Slimer.  I'd see that.

Plus, their mothers are far less likely to maul your face off if you get too close to the cubs.

Plus, their mothers are far less likely to maul your face off if you get too close to the cubs.

Dear 12-year-old K. Thrace,

Dear 12-year-old K. Thrace,

Dear 12 year old me,

Dear 12 year old me,

There is certainly no evidence to the contrary. 

There is certainly no evidence to the contrary. 

Your crazy schemes will never come to fruition, Criminal, for I have already filed the patent and I have the resources and political clout to hold up your plans for years!

Your crazy schemes will never come to fruition, Criminal, for I have already filed the patent and I have the resources and political clout to hold up your plans for years!

I saw that movie.  It was one of 9 Beta tapes available my local video store.