"Protection" fees from Maryland, as usual.

Ha!  Then America is safe, because our old people can't afford medication!  ROMNEY 2012!

Ha!  Then America is safe, because our old people can't afford medication!  ROMNEY 2012!

He could have just made those titles up.  I wouldn't know.

He could have just made those titles up.  I wouldn't know.

Lesson 1 from Dog, The Bounty Hunter:  Get a gun.  Seriously, if they'd let me have a gun, I'd be armed to the fucking teeth. 

Lesson 1 from Dog, The Bounty Hunter:  Get a gun.  Seriously, if they'd let me have a gun, I'd be armed to the fucking teeth. 

NBC only cares about one definition of 'amateur': The "We don't have to pay them" part. 

NBC only cares about one definition of 'amateur': The "We don't have to pay them" part. 

I get all my political advice from Belinda Carlisle.  I get all my recycling from Belinda Carlisle's trash. 

I get all my political advice from Belinda Carlisle.  I get all my recycling from Belinda Carlisle's trash. 

"Dude, check it out.  Did you know that…wha, hold on *bong rip*…k, did you know that we have a black Muslim in the White House?  This is some amazing shit!"

"Dude, check it out.  Did you know that…wha, hold on *bong rip*…k, did you know that we have a black Muslim in the White House?  This is some amazing shit!"

She's a recurring role, as I recall.  This sounds like it will be very good.

She's a recurring role, as I recall.  This sounds like it will be very good.

"5403140231243476 07/14" — Neil Young's First Tweet

"5403140231243476 07/14" — Neil Young's First Tweet

Holy crap, dude!  Are you TRYING to summon ancient Sumerian demons that will eat our flesh and banish our souls to the death beyond death?

Holy crap, dude!  Are you TRYING to summon ancient Sumerian demons that will eat our flesh and banish our souls to the death beyond death?

I loved that game.  To this day, whenever I hurt myself in new and exciting ways, I always shout, "Ouch! What do you do?"