@avclub-64070488d259ab27e18091dc01340e3a:disqus So how much weight do the victim's wishes actually carry?  At what point do we tell a little raped girl that it isn't about her anymore? 

"What'd you say, Chicken Wing?  HUH?!  You have something to say?  How bout I come over there and eat you?  Would you like that?  HUH!?  What are you lookin at, French Fries?  You're next!"

"What'd you say, Chicken Wing?  HUH?!  You have something to say?  How bout I come over there and eat you?  Would you like that?  HUH!?  What are you lookin at, French Fries?  You're next!"

He's from my hometown.  He's a special breed of douche that hails from a very specific part of Northern California.

He's from my hometown.  He's a special breed of douche that hails from a very specific part of Northern California.

I got really drunk in Reno, and came up big at the Craps table.  While cashing in my chips, I spied a poster saying The B-52s were playing at the hotel I was at!  In 30 minutes!  It was heaven.

I got really drunk in Reno, and came up big at the Craps table.  While cashing in my chips, I spied a poster saying The B-52s were playing at the hotel I was at!  In 30 minutes!  It was heaven.

They must be.  It's an established fact that if Jerome Bettis ever slows below 55 MPH, he explodes.

They must be.  It's an established fact that if Jerome Bettis ever slows below 55 MPH, he explodes.

Smash Mouth want pants, too!

Smash Mouth want pants, too!

Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

@RegularGonzalez:disqus It's that she has a vagina, and probably doesn't smell completely offensive. 

@RegularGonzalez:disqus It's that she has a vagina, and probably doesn't smell completely offensive. 

I imagine a cab driver has a right to record what goes on in his cab under the same reasons a liquor store has a right to record what goes on in the store.  That's not an excuse for selling the recording to TMZ or whoever, but at least I can see why a recording device would be set up at all.  The taxi driver should…

I imagine a cab driver has a right to record what goes on in his cab under the same reasons a liquor store has a right to record what goes on in the store.  That's not an excuse for selling the recording to TMZ or whoever, but at least I can see why a recording device would be set up at all.  The taxi driver should…

Was Tila Tequila famous for being famous?  I thought she was famous for being vapid and bisexual on MySpace, which she parlayed into a career.  I only make the distinction because Paris Hilton was famous for being a Hilton, and that's why we discovered she was vapid. 

Was Tila Tequila famous for being famous?  I thought she was famous for being vapid and bisexual on MySpace, which she parlayed into a career.  I only make the distinction because Paris Hilton was famous for being a Hilton, and that's why we discovered she was vapid. 

I agree.  "Throbbing" just sounds dirty.  "Gyrating" is another one.  Oh, and "Penis".