Not to worry, Mr. Mallory.  Our stay here will be a short 23 hours before the next slide.

Actually, once you get into Austin, it's pretty cool.  There's a great art scene, surprisingly beautiful architecture, excellent food, and free wi-fi on every homeless person.   You don't even have to talk to them.

Actually, once you get into Austin, it's pretty cool.  There's a great art scene, surprisingly beautiful architecture, excellent food, and free wi-fi on every homeless person.   You don't even have to talk to them.

Sorry, I meant to say Anti-Sedimentary. 

Sorry, I meant to say Anti-Sedimentary. 

Jim serves an important role.  Since there isn't a laugh track, I need him to make eye contact with me anytime someone says something funny, so I know when to laugh.

Jim serves an important role.  Since there isn't a laugh track, I need him to make eye contact with me anytime someone says something funny, so I know when to laugh.

Either way you look at it, it's half racist.

Either way you look at it, it's half racist.

I feel like I should be offended, but I can't quite put my finger on why.  I'm going with anti-semetic.  You should be ashamed, probably.

I feel like I should be offended, but I can't quite put my finger on why.  I'm going with anti-semetic.  You should be ashamed, probably.

Why an anvil?  Sometimes, it's plates and silverware, and that's funny.  I have a hard time suspending disbelief with an anvil.  Am I supposed to believe that these cartoon characters just have anvils lying around, and can secretly replace parachutes with them?  And the other cartoons don't realize how much heavier…

Why an anvil?  Sometimes, it's plates and silverware, and that's funny.  I have a hard time suspending disbelief with an anvil.  Am I supposed to believe that these cartoon characters just have anvils lying around, and can secretly replace parachutes with them?  And the other cartoons don't realize how much heavier…

Hey, whoa.  Where did that come from? 

Hey, whoa.  Where did that come from? 

Oh, I'm certain there is a tour manager saying, "What the hell?  I told you I'd get you set up when we got there.  What do you think you pay me for?"

Oh, I'm certain there is a tour manager saying, "What the hell?  I told you I'd get you set up when we got there.  What do you think you pay me for?"

Your birthday is 5 months from now, Mr. Negitive Crabby Pants.

Your birthday is 5 months from now, Mr. Negitive Crabby Pants.

I don't know.  Their live 1993 album kind of shows that they really don't have the right sound for their old stuff anymore.