As a straight man in the US, I can say that I have always been conditioned to judge women on the content of their character and their personalities, and to never objectify them as sexual beings.  I have also been conditioned to tell them whatever I think they need to hear to get them in the sack.

According to Wikipedia or something I read once on my phone while super baked and having this same discussion, she's actually a brunette.  It's all fake, man! 

According to Wikipedia or something I read once on my phone while super baked and having this same discussion, she's actually a brunette.  It's all fake, man! 

The only version I ever heard was sung by Penn Jillette, and presumably Teller. 

The only version I ever heard was sung by Penn Jillette, and presumably Teller. 

Yeah, I bet all comedians look the same to you, don't they?

Yeah, I bet all comedians look the same to you, don't they?

So that's where Russell Brand went.  I was wondering, since the last time I saw him, he wasn't nearly as much of a tool as usual.

So that's where Russell Brand went.  I was wondering, since the last time I saw him, he wasn't nearly as much of a tool as usual.

I suppose it's a legitimate question.  Are animals mistreated by Hollywood?  I thought the Humane Society pretty much had that under control.   

I suppose it's a legitimate question.  Are animals mistreated by Hollywood?  I thought the Humane Society pretty much had that under control.   

Far more than 47%, bub.

Far more than 47%, bub.

Great.  Now I have to rework my entire schedule of things I don't care about. 

Great.  Now I have to rework my entire schedule of things I don't care about. 

At least we might get some original ideas.

At least we might get some original ideas.

Is it M.A.S.K.?  Cause I don't care unless it M.A.S.K. 

Is it M.A.S.K.?  Cause I don't care unless it M.A.S.K. 

He does too!  He cares about all of us in his own special way and all we have to do is believe!