First of all, thank you for writing this article! I love this movie, and it's so great to get an inside look at this film.

Jorge Luis Borges, bitches!

You can't OWN the WATER—that's GOD's water!

You can't OWN the WATER—that's GOD's water!

The teaser looked so promising and scary
But the bad acting and cliche alien-monster things just made me laugh

I had this exact same thought; it'll be official when Joaquin starts walking around in gangsta clothes and sprouting corn-rows.