YA BRO! RANCID!  HEY WANNA HOOK UP WITH THOSE SIXTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS FOR YOUR 28th BIRTHDAY?!

Parody?  More like paro-GAY!  am I right brosephus? Also I fucked your mom.

I love this dude!  He reminds me of one of my brahs!  I thought he was all fag and shit but I saw him in the will ferrell and I was this bro ain't a fag!

Ha ha. this movie was so funny.  I liked how they made fun all those stupid gooks.  Me and my bros totally get wasted like this all the time. definitely not faggy shit.  "Social Network" was artsy gay shit.

this show is gay and for nerds.  only fags watch this.  stupid nerd faggits.  gonna go do some reps in the garage and blast the seven mary three you fags.

Why does the Onion spend all its time following faggy music instead of the real bands of the 90s like seven mary three and sugar ray!  fags!