Well, earlier in the episode Stannis' wife talks about eating seagulls. maybe they weren't doves in the cake, but seagulls! Which would explain the poisoning since seagulls are filth.

Its obvious that it was the jester who poisoned Joffrey. Thematically it makes sense too. Ramsay/Theon vs Joffrey/court jester…. im too lazy to explain.

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with her boyfriend?

I use it in the manner of a dog with a sinus infection. Hmmph.

Indeed, it is!

Are you a cop?

This looks horrible.

"If I throw a stick, will you chase it and get the fuck out of my damn face?"

Okay fine. He can do cartoons. But only as a hobby. His main occupation must be something normal, and not at all related to acting. Hmmph.

Johnny Depp needs to stop it. Just stop it already.
Shave the head. Burn the clothes. Change the name. Flush the drugs. And just work a normal job like everyone else for a few years. He's lost his way as an actor and seems to have forgotten what makes a good movie.

What are you guys talking about? Do you have any idea who this Stephen Colbert fellow is and what he's capable of? I'm getting hard/wet just thinking about it.

Not even half way through and it's already the best thing I've ever seen.

At the same time? Using split screen?

this show is so glum and over-serious. I cant stand it.

Incontinentia Buttocks!

Actually, tears are a sign of a lack of lube.

Jody Hill admitted the 3rd season sucked: they couldn't end it the way they wanted because Katy Mixon was unavailable.

Yup. Someone besides that butt pirate.

Someone should make a movie called Pirates.

Pegged you for an asphyxiation man.