Master of my domain.

Not a Princeton crowd I guess.

Hummina! Hummina!

When is AVClub going to review or discuss Da Vinci's Inquest?

Goddamn stupid LACMA with their craft beers thinkin they're so cool and not workin weekends.

Are you a bot? I don't care, I'm so lonely.

10 bucks says QT invites Madsen, Dern and Beejoli Shah to the reading. In the middle of the second act the theatre catches fire. All exits are locked from the outside. And so the world is saved from WWIII…Oh and Putin was there too.

Wet dreams. Amirite?

If I remember right, in the original story every step she takes as a human is supposed to feel like she's on broken glass… I hope Annie Lennox doesn't provide the soundtrack.

R. Kelly just filled his diapers.

And AZT cures it.

I don't see how that's even remotely possible. I am also not a scientist.

In the attic somewhere, there's a portrait of him getting funnier.

something something acorns

Electric looo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oo-ve.

But do you think it gelled?

No you can't.

There there boy. Shutup.

This maybe goes without saying, but so many moments from Louie are reminiscent of Rocky I. This is one of those moments. Reminds me of when Rocky tries to explain his love for Adrian: "I dunno, she's got gaps, I got gaps, together we fill gaps."

I'm incapable of eating deli food without being afraid of getting the gout.