She's basically Demi Moore's Mini-Me.

She's the Demi Moore of the midget world.

Reasons why Frank Underwood is Gollum.

I can feel your anger. The hate is swelling in you now.

this is most excellent

i have a strange urge to use spotify.

Sounds like a must-see.

Because in Canada that's punishable by death.

Patton's intro to the BookExpo in 2010. Really funny. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Because they're selling the data to TCM for marketing purposes.

Here's his duet with Lou Reed. Fistful of Love.

He's the best host period, right after Conan and Dave.

Your tone is very Svengali-ish. My loins are all aquiver.

thought u were referring to the comment

O ok. I get it now. I thought he was calling the comment boring.

Sorry daddy. I'll do better.

I'm in a small American suburb just south of Canada called Toronto. I guess it was a regional thing.

Are you a bot?

No. The sound on the stage during the cold open and throughout the monologue. It kept cutting in and out. Entire sections of speech were inaudible.
It was all over twitter.
https://twitter.com/search?…

Sam Smith reminds me of Antony and the Johnsons. How did you guys not like him? He's such a great singer.