This looks like shit.

He wore your momma like a hat.

Easy there, Mr. Noah Wyle's agent.

No way.

Beef jabbing is sweeping the nation.

Being black is definitely a plus and opens up some new ways of doing the character. But it would also just be awesome to see Elba in a comedic role. I have no idea how he would play the funnyman, but I feel like he could pull it off.

Idris Elba. And you fucking know it.

Idris Elba is the only logical choice.

Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.

IF you're wondering why the AV Club can't get more A-listers, it's probably because of us, the commenters. Who would subject themselves to this level of scrutiny? You must either A) really need the publicity, or B) have a great big giant pair.

I think youtube has that pretty well covered. Which makes sense. Edison's stuff was all about the possibilities of this new camera technology. And youtube is pretty much based on that same idea.

Because the robot sex goddess? I would have thought Metropolis was more like 2001.

It's funny how Hitchcock's early films are currently overlooked. His stuff from the 20s and 30s like Blackmail, Sabotage, 39 Steps and the Lady Vanishes are some of his best films. I would take any of those films over North by nothwest or Vertigo, or the Birds.

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That wasn't my impression at all. I just saw a low budget video of some weird looking kids on a bus. And a teenage singer that wasn't trading on her looks. Also, the production was really bare bones. I get the impression you don't know who we're talking about.

"It's not a good movie but it deserves better than mockery."

I'd like to hear this guy's home recordings when he was 16.

I feel like he's got it a little bit confused.

i think I know what you mean. He's stoic and underplays his scenes. Like the thief in Bresson's Pickpocket.

I think the douchiness of the jacket was meant to distract us from the stupidity of the toothpick.