Afterlife is siiiick!!!! The synth on that track reminds me of U2's Lemon.

You sound like Cartman! "That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"

Movie night at ElDan's house!

When I was 11 years old I watched the Richard Gere version of Breathless with my grandmother. Sex scenes and all. I have a feeling our childhoods were very different.

In grade 4 I found my dad's Rodney Dangerfield No Respect tape. I'd go into class and tell all the jokes I could remember:

We called them the 'screwed-up channels'. Which is fitting, since that's exactly what they did to my fragile little mind.

I don't remember that because I didn't have HBO. But I do remember when Dice went on Arsenio Hall and cried. Those were heady days when revolution was in the air.

Otherwise known as Canadian politics.

I'm afraid of becoming a parent and finding out what my futuristic kids are into. Like what if I look under my kid's bed and find dinosaur erotica? How does that conversation begin?

My grandmother is notorious for liking action movies. A couple weeks ago i watched The Man with the Iron Fists with her. She's the best.

When I was 13 years old i found my grandfather's Penthouse 1977. The stories, the photography, the whole aesthetic was intoxicating. Bon Guccione was a porn genius.

My friend's mom caught us watching ADC's "Casual Sex" movie. We told her we rented Godzilla. She was mad.

Three words: the screwed-up channel.

The title is a Joni Mitchell reference.

Anything starring Naomi Watts is more than tolerable.

That freak would've catapulted the movie into so bad it's good territory.

I think in every era commercial radio is littered with filthy imitations of a handful of innovators. It's just that when you're a kid you're only exposed to the commercial pap because parents are dicks.

I didn't know u could masturbate 'at the shame' of something. Seems like a reversal of the natural order.

Poop corn is always a hidden surprise.

"So it's basically War Games where Eisenberg is Broderick and Kristen Stewart is Sheedy."
"Sheetty?"
"No, Sheedy. Kristen Stewart is Sheedy."