I think if I knew someone with a pet penis or some kind of penis-like wall decoration I would probably make a joke or two at his expense. But I'm an asshole. At least that's what my mother tells me.

I'm noticing an annoying trend in hour-long television dramas that focus on family dynamics:
the daughter character is intelligent and sharp and has a worldly, self-aware quality, whereas the son character is just some effing dolt that cries for his daddy.

U just called a person with a fart fetish a piece of shit…

That's not a conspiracy! That's TRADITION!!!

Is Mari Thayer supposed to remind us of Marilu Henner from Taxi?? (Even their names are similar) Sort of a meta-reference to how Maron is basically Judd Hirsch in another dimension?

So… a middle aged Jewish male comedian is asking us to believe in a universe where middle aged Jewish male comedians effortlessly seduce pretty young shiksas and then reject them because of neurotic commitment issues.

Is that a reference to Seinfeld?? And Woody Allen??

Eeesh! So boring!!!

BLEW JACKMAN

JEW BLACKMAN
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This guy makes me want to start a segment called HateFace.

There is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in earworms as yet. Its hazards are hostile to us all. But why, some say, the earworm?
Why choose this as our goal?

The lady is got the vapours. Loosen her corset and apply the leeches!

It's also classy how you published the name of the mentally ill lady. I'm sure that's exactly what she and her family need right now. Way to go ya pricks.

I can't even get halfway through this article. I just pressed play on the embedded vid and relived the awesomeness of this musical number.

Sansa's main character flaw is that she judges everything by its appearance. It speaks volumes that she didn't run off with the Hound who saved her from rape and murder yet trusts Little Finger.

fhekih wlichq;o

Jeor had been depending on Craster's farm for years as an oasis from the Walkers.

I oughta flag you that one.

Is Simms being disingenuous when he claims not to know why the writers have thrown in the Pod thread?  Everyone knows. SNL even did a skit about it. It's the same reason the writers felt the need to cast real life pornstars for many of the prostitute roles.