Having managed to avoid this seemingly omnipresent scourge called "Call Me Maybe", I have to say that had I not known that was the backing track to this, I would have thought it was just another catchy dance remix of a NIN song.  There's quite a few excellent songs on the official remix page.

You must have seen something in the characters that I didn't, because the main blonde girl is literally one of the worst people in cinema.  Halfway through the film I began to be concerned that she might be a sociopath.

I really, really wanted to like The Innkeepers.  I was a big fan of House of the Devil and was excited for his follow-up.  Unfortunately I was sorely disappointed.
My biggest complaint is probably that the characters are irredeemably horrid. It was like he wanted to tell a story about characters who stopped developing…

I don't know Butchie instead.

I really love this show.  I watched it all when it first aired.  I just got sucked into the weird beautiful sadness of it all.  The character of John is really interesting, at least until it becomes more obvious that he's a Jesus figure.  I still cling to my theory that he's an alien, simply because it works as well…

Y'know, I liked most of that film.  The only part that really bugged me was Shia swinging through the trees with a bunch of monkeys.  That was the only thing that made me think, in the theater, "This is ridiculous."

These comments further reinforce my opinion of George Lucas as a petulant film school brat.  Everything has to be his way and that's final, and when anyone says anything about something he does, he starts crying about bullying.

Well to be fair the people making all of the other comments are treating him like he's the only video game character in history who's killed a bunch of dudes over the course of their games.  Exaggerations on all sides.

If they went the epic trilogy route, this could work.  Affleck's an exponentially better director than actor.  However, one film simply isn't enough to tell the story without reducing it to rote summary.

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Actually, they'll replace the dildo used to rape that one guy with a walkie-talkie.  Right?

The police never caught E.T.  The case remains unsolved to this day.

Yeah!  And BORED to Death…oh wait.

I prefer my Moses black with a samurai sword.  Isn't that how he's described in that book?

I've never once felt the urge to protest a film.  That might do it for me.

The wig and moustache threw me off as well.  Also, his character was so far removed from Agent "I'm the most smooth and stoic man alive" Broyles.

I am so down with a sequel.  There are just so many ways to make it bigger and more ambitious.  The "Moses on Police Horse" thing sounds so badass.

I was also fairly surprised that there wasn't a single mention of Reddick.  He was by far my favorite part of the episode.

Man, at least Falling Skies had the courtesy to have a few action scenes in each episode.  This DINOSAUR SHOW is suffering from a distinct dearth of dinosaur-fightin.

Ah man.  Even at its worst, Primeval was ten times better than Terra Nova.  At least in that show, the conflict was actually centered ON THE CREATURE, instead of some bullshit teen romance or amnesia virus.