General Lee has been impounded in a museum of confederate shit.

It's like getting hit over the head with a surfboard full of fun!

Yes!!

Yes!!

Yes!!

Yes!!

Yes!!

Yes!!

Last intercepted message: "Illkay Allyay Umanshay"

"Ever hear of the Dread Pirate Roberts?"

I'd just like to say that I coined the phrase "cock block o'clock" back in 2013. As in what time is it when the Mooch shows up at your party?

This child exhibits vlassic signs of early trauma.

Want to hang out on my private beach?
Sure!
Then you should have been elected governor!

Oompa Loompa dinkity dump
This is what happens when you work for Trump
Oompa Loompa dumpity doo
If you work for Trump, it will happen to you
What do you get when you hire a Mooch
to speak for a man who says "grab em by the cooch"
A Mooch who claims he doesn't wanna give his balls a smooch
Who's to blame?
Republicans and…

It's the Jersey Shore crossover episode.

Every time I see his name I read it "Plumbus". But nobody ever puts their plumbus down.

BSA should demand an apology from Trump and point out all the ways his speech violates the Boy Scout Code of Honor.

They should demand an apology.

alt-bj

cappicola