Just keep telling yourself he's got his head up his ass instead.

Guess he may have to suck his own cock after all.

Hey Mooch! Want a beer?
(scoops from bucket under keg tap, plucks out cigarette butt)

That's what she said

Only from above looking down on their moobs. From the traditional vantage point, it's more of a 00.

I would be so grateful if someone shoved Scaramucci down on the White House lawn that I'd say "Mooch is grassy ass".

There's a time and place for everything, son.

touche'

Also the rumors that Bannon and Chris Christy like to 69 together is false for pretty much the same reason.

"The Mooch" is what we used to call a guy who never had his own cigs or any beer money but we'd always throw him some because he said such entertaining shit and could never tell when we were fucking with him. Then we'd play Ditch the Mooch.

He is ams a douchebag

Steve Bannon is no Pickles the drummer

God damn teleprompter using bastards think they are so great just because they can read…

Muh record? Now why the hell you wanna bring that up man? Hell I done my time, I paid my debt to society. How the hell was I supposed to know she was only thirteen? Hell she looked fifteen.

Odds are Bannon hasn't even seen his penis in years.

Trump hired him because this kind of bullshit.

Moe: See this? (holds up left pointer finger)
Larry: (looks at finger)
Moe: Watch out for this! (smacks Larry with right hand)

Machiavelli nods knowingly

We will build a giant force shield to protect the Earth. The best giant force shield. Everyone says so. And the Decepticons will pay for it.

I pita the fool who don't like it