"I'm sorry sir! It won't happen again!"
"I know" (pushes button)
(head explodes)

What a douche.

That's where I keep my Thomson and Thompson!

Almost as great as when they start shooting off fireworks and strobe lights at the eclipse festivals while drunken bros yell "eat the fucking SUN, motherfucker!"

And then all their Hooli phones exploded into flames.

Festival is only one night a year.

Well, let them and then have someone animate it as Ren and Stimpy.

The American Civil war never ended. In fact it is heating back up now. The first battle is what everyone calls the Civil War. The US fought the Confederacy until both sides were too battered to fight. 2% of Americans died. Many times that were horrible maimed. That is not counting the Confederates who absolutely were n…

Snatch Invaders

tookie tookie

He already did Short People and that's gotta count.

Patrol the mall, Marvin. Do your rounds, Marvin. Brain the size of a planet and they put me in a bullet shaped Paul Blart suit. At least when the mall closes I have time to contemplate suicide. Ghastly.

He does like glazed donut holes

In the case of Santorum, because he was such a fuckstick they invented a meaning for his name. Brownback just got lucky.

They had to change the name to Kristie Kreme

Your governor is so fat when he jerks around the state, he jerks around the state.

Oogie would have been a better governor despite being a puppet administration.

Hey New Jersey! You could have had Uncle Floyd instead! I bet that stings.

All kinds of critters in Farmer Baratheon's fritters

John Snow Sno-Cones were a hit before winter came.