Oh fuck! Sorry!

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She kicked his ass and stole his heart, never gave it another thought. He obsessed.

Oooo! Can do!

Plus multiple Hugo Weavings, none of whom dress like Agent Smith.

"awww…" - Todd Chavez

Is it made out of Sapient Pearwood?

Just gonna go off topic for a second here and say: this Jack Herer is some dank ass weed!

Of course not! That would be a pre-existing condition.

Chode mah beer and watch this!

But "grab em by the pussy" is ok?

Who's gonna brrrrruuup help me steal it?

When do I get paid for all the anti-Hillary memes I made?

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

DDD AAA E… Mrs
DDD AAA E… Will ya
DDD AAA E… Make me tea
DDD AAA E… Make love to me
DDD AAA E… Turn on the telly
DDD AAA E… To the BBC! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

That's the Pee Wee Herman part.

Colbert was right on target. And Trump has lowered the bar for what is considered purile so far that there's no way Colbert's joke was worse. Anybody who thinks the joke is homophobic or too low brow, or that Colbert should be fired can either shut their fucking cockholster or eat a bag of dicks.

The joke is only tasteless if Putin remembers to wash his cock first.

Runs for covered duck

They stab it with their Steely Dan but they just can't find release