Seasons. In. The. Sun.

Barbie Girl is better than any Eagles song without Joe Walsh

With a capital S

The only thing that doesn't suck about the Eagles is Joe Walsh. And now even his name is getting smeared by the other Joe Walsh. Mojo Nixon had it right. And yeah, just pull your fucking cab over and I'll get the hell out.

Stab this with a steely knife

If ya wanna legalize the herb, lemme hear ya say "POM! POM! POM!"

Throw in a few Doctor Manhattans and you've got one hell of a blue porn.

Can't we just call her Bruce?

They got seven different kinds of cock breath!

Swin Jin!

Yup! Copied tape means a setup.

I think Kim's goal was to have Chuck admit that the tape Jimmy destroyed was a copy. That shows Chuck was setting Jimmy up. Not sure how entrapment laws fit in, but I bet they do.

That guy fucks!

The way he gets Erlich practically begging to be fucked over is pure genius. And then his Gilfoyleish satisfaction when it happens too. If anyone's got a language barrier problem, it's Big Head.

That would be hella lame

Nice try but this is a FAKE FIRSTIE! Everybody knows Trump had the first comment. The BEST comment. Everybody says so. The CancerAIDS is rightfully his.

Jimmy and Chuck are both con men. Chuck's better at it, but Jimmy gets it better. With the exception of the original Slippin' Jimmy falls which we never actually see and which had to hurt, every con we've seen Jimmy pull was an ass load of fun. The watch scam with Marco had to be a blast the whole time. First you get…

Chuck will die alone in a hospital surrounded by blinking and whirring machines that hurt. Jimmy will feel bad and change his name because "McGill" reminds him of Chuck.

He would tie Kim to the railroad tracks if it would destroy Jimmy's law career.

His "defense" of Jimmy was totally fake, just like his freaking out over Ernie hearing the tape last week. It's all a setup. Chuck is a manipulative bastard and he had the whole thing planned out. He doesn't want Jimmy to be a lawyer because he is the great lawyer. The really funny part is that everything he does to…