It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet, stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying “Beware of the Leopard”.

I'd get Jerry Doyle to play one of the bad guys.

Because he didn't have burning coals to run across.

That's what he said. Flawless timepieces were the tip off.

He can have my recreational cannabis when he scrapes the ashes from my cold dead pipe.

This isn't the way I remember Logan's Run ending.

A line in the sand! Praise Shai Halud!

Was it the Funky Duckman?

If Cosby can hold out a few more weeks I hear Trump is planning to legalize rape.

I'm crushing your head!

Back in the days of LSD inspired hippie films there was this movie called Gas-s-s-s - It Became Necessary to Destroy the World in Order to Save It. An accident at a government lab released a gas which killed everyone over 30. The world was a post apocalyptic Warriorsland with colonies like Country Joe's Drive-In Party…

Simple misunderstanding. Steve Bannon said "terrorist attacks are sweet" and Trump heard "terrorists attacked Sweden".

He's a Doofenshmirtz. "Hey guys! Check out my Whitenator!"

I'll have the neden tacos

You don't like the tiger? I thought he was grrrrrrrreat!

Yeah someone did. Whoever abducted Gabriel and made him grab all the supplies.

Looks like Gumbercules set it up

Gabriel was kidnapped. As he drove off someone else popped up in the passenger seat.

April is Action Jack's horse

BTW, that gluten free vegan thing is NOT a pizza