That's two more than Wiseau. And Bride of the Monster has its moments.

I hate that fucking film. Ed Wood made great bad films. Tommy Wiseau is just shitty.

Proof that somebody somewhere has actually looked at the Apple T&C

It's called gruntge

So I must be guilty of sibling abuse for every time I shoved my brother in the pool?

Dogs don't speak English so they can't tell the truth.

DON'T CALL ME SKANK!

America, FUCK YEAH!

Same reason Clark Kent goes down when punched.

Ratattooing 2: Ink Twice Before You Rat

- Lemmiwinks

Whamm-O bamo thanks for the mammo
But then Trump killed the ACA and Planned Parenthood

Little known fact: Chuck E. Cheese is actually Master Splinter working his day job. He gets employee discount. That's why the turtles eat so much pizza.

You're terminated

"Weak near frozen gnat's piss" - John Cleese

Bruce Springsteen and Dick Cheney are in agreement

Did Dunkin Donuts go out of business?

I got a new position for him he probably won't enjoy. #DonkeyPunchAFascist

Sure, but the only people who would have resisted Clinton are right wing tea party lunatics. You think she would have been better because you are content to continue being livestock. I am not. Trump is FORCING everyone to band together. Park rangers, scientists, women, POC, Mexicans, Muslims, Juggalos, even fucking…

Prove it. Resist Trump.