Perhaps she has an army of loyal, secret-spilling minions that will follow her over to Chester's Mill from Narnia, through the closet she obviously used to get there. She's told them to start their smear campaign if she doesn't check in every few hours via smartphone. Everyone will find out Big Jim had The Great…

A few weeks back, when he asked her if he could put some pants on before trekking to the woods, and she's all "can I watch?" and he gives her a creeped out look…what the flying fuck? I mean, he's been trying to get into her pants this whole time, now she's serving it up to him on a platter and he's all skeeved out?…

George Costanza once bought some art with triangles in it. He was not a satisfied collector.

@avclub-848e4c2b079b78f55a8263643e9dd5c0:disqus Dear Lord, I had somehow blocked out PaRappa the Rapper…until now! Oh I feel so old.

@avclub-858b67085072a6f2403cf500871f4068:disqus Upon further reflection, this comment is especially ironic considering The Second Hand was his brother Tyrion and The Third Hand was his father Tywin. Not including the ones who were dead before the tv show started.

@avclub-8cc69800dca2a01a6ce60340bf6a2331:disqus I predict Max will ruin Barbie and Ginger's sexytime right at finale time with a revelation about the husband, and then be dealt with. And then BOOM EGG TIME.

Perfect example. Samburg's mom in general has just popped up over the last two installments, whereas clearly in a better constructed narrative she would've been apparent from the get-go, and perhaps we would've even seen lingering shots of this painting much earlier without the contextual clues and been left to…

Perhaps the dome is really an Apple product, say an I-Dome? And it's the crappy incompatible Microsoft technology that is basically everywhere that is making them all crazy? Laugh if you will, but that mini-dome is about as non open-source as any Apple interface.

Season Two: They attempt to dig deeper under the lowest tunnel in the cement factory, and run into the chilling race of Mole Men who created the dome. You heard it here first.

*insert bad pun about something coming in handy*

Having paid enough attention to raise this issue, you've probably formulated more of a map in your head than the writers have in theirs. They clearly have zero advance planning toward the world and its locations which is one of many symptoms showing how weak this whole thing was from the get-go.

You'll come back for the mini-mini-dome, just wait and see.

No matter how long Big Jim was stockpiling, even that much propane can't power that much town for too long, especially given said technology you just mentioned. And if the propane itself is an ingredient of Rapture, how much can there really be? More than two weeks' worth?

There IS a dog.

I really felt like the audience were the real hostages of The Following.

I love your Sword-in-the-Stone analogy. Whosoever putteth their hands upon yea miniature dome and completeth the link shall be King of New England and Protector of Chester's Mill. Maybe Natalie Zea will even rise outta the lake or something.

If Junior = magic, then of course everything he did to Angie can't really be bad, and we should just never mind all of it. When you're destiny is aligned with the Dreaded Pink Stars, locking up your ex girlfriend in a basement for several days is totally forgivable.

Is anyone else going to comment on, or generally bitch about, the number of stories where some make-believe uber-drug that is worse than all known narcotics is called Rapture? I mean, of all the conceits within the novel it seems ***SPOILERS*** that there was no reason not to just go with meth, like in the novel,…

Pretty soon it will be developed into an app for that crappy Microsoft tablet the show is pushing on its viewers.

Oh Dean Norris, I'm laughing on the outside but crying inside.