As Ms Winslet's personal representative, your kind words are much appreciated, however Kate's busy schedule does not permit her the luxury of having you "nut all over" her at this time.

haha! you're stupid!

DIDN'T KNOW CARS COULD TALK
I didn't know cars could talk…

CLOVERFIELD = VOMIT
First - why is everybody D&G models? Don't these people know anybody ugly or even normal looking? Special effects were great when you weren't closing your eyes to prevent reflux from flying out of your mouth - don't eat during this movie!

REALITY SHOW CHECK
The great thing about this show is how it debunks the apparent myth that rock stars have an endless stream of Grade A pussy. What a bunch of dogs, mental defective, cum buckets in one room. Most of these whores wouldn't make the cut at the Bunny ranch with a blind madam on crack….

PETA
Eat Mor Chiken

Best Yet???
Oh yes…..