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Someones Attractive Cousin
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Alright! I'm just going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog!

True we missed on that brief period in the 90s were everyone pretended to be into "electronica", I guess they'll save it for 1996 week next year.

You Gen-X weirdos ruined it for the rest of us. Due to your bullshit my early adolescence was soundtracked to shit like this:

Don't think that this article makes up for no Simpsons Classic review!

I guess I do.

Asshole.

It's beginning to feel like Melissa McCarthy has naked photos of Paul Feig or something.

OK, how about overrated peddler of cinematic hallmark moments, doesn't really have the same ring to it.

Whatever you say batboy

Yes, well Tim & Eric for GE.

Get Was (Not Was) on the phone!

It'll be one of those critically reviled success ala Predator.

As long as that island has clones of Scarlett Johansson and Ewan McGregor, why not.

I'd totally be up for an Avengers movie directed by the Cohens, just think of the sexy costumes Steve Buscemi could wear.

Not to mention this beauty:

That was harsh, I do like Firefly, I'm fairly ambivalent on Serenity.

To be fair, Hollywood was just angry anyone would try to eat Jeff Goldblum, he's a national treasure.

Was he doing it before he had a fanbase, did anyone give a shit about him before Buffy?

Ok dude you don't think that a much anticipated sequel to a popular blockbuster franchise, starring one of the biggest stars at the moment isn't going to be basically printing money, then ok.