Also, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that all or most of these trailers were produced by the same company and follow strict protocols based on genre.

Mouthbreathing cellar-dwellers were already loudly proclaiming the Prequels are The Worst Movies Ever for years.

Donatello me what's funny and what's not.

I… I'm sorry.

You said Ignored. Reminded of my detached father and unwittingly attracted to your aloofness.

Buttress face. Crenelated haircut.

black pigs or gtfo

Universal Healthca…[misses step and slips, slams head on handrail, slides down stairs sideways, squashes pet ferret, cries and shits self]

My head's dumb.

I think it largely has to do with the costume.

I love when people say SJW. It's like a defiant proclamation (in The Monarch's voice):

It's dumber than that.

and cheeto dust!

The moment you cum, you are so sober. So. Fucking. Sober. What have I just done? …the FUCK have I just done?

…but it might work for us.

Ultimately, A Link to the Past doesn't have that much to offer for this project… I mean, Hyrule Castle is a whopping two stories high. A Twilight Princess version of this would be pretty cool to look at - imagine the intricacy of that Hyrule Castle's spires and buttressing, or the Arbiter's Grounds spinning up out of…

Rebooting this property seems silly to me, because I thought the whole point of The Transporter was to see if Statham could carry an action flick on his own. If they got a new guy they wanna try out, why don't they just start a new franch…[hits open manhole while riding bike, launches iphone into air and skids into…

In the comics they're only about 5 feet tall. More realistic.

I remember watching The Thin Red Line and saying "oh shit it's Casey Jones!"

You want a fist in the mouth? He's never even looked at another guy before!