And because of that fucking Fi, the tutorial never ends.

I'm from Canada and I'm not sorry.

Whatevs…

I remember that! Yeah, there's an army of emotional masochists who eat that shit up, and yet another army of oblivious assholes who know the article totally isn't about them but they can name seven other people who need to read it right fucking now and get their shit together…. but the article itself was a decent…

R.I.P.

As a kid, I would draw yellow swirls right off the fuckin' page.

We had part of slinky… but I straightened it.

Thank you.

One of the few bands who improve with age.

Well it's all relative - Metroid is pretty neglected when to compared to Nintendo's other flagship IP's (Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, etc).

I just wanted to expand on this analogy in no useful way by stating that the Mega Man X soundtrack is the best metal album never made. With a cherry on top if you include Dr. Wily Stage from MM2 as the bonus track.

No. He's saying they're paper.

Murray was robbed. On no grounds other than it's Bill fucking Murray.

This is the best party ever, Gandhi!!!

So will this pic of Han be replacing the classic finger wag on all new Star Wars updates?
Because it should.

But where does he order the flux-capaci…[trips over own feet, smashes head on car door, spills coffee everywhere, cries and shits self]

My mother put cardboard over the bottom half of the television. We watched Guardians of the Galaxy, I didn't even know they HAD a raccoon.

"It's okay. We all become different people in our lives. But this person will always be part…
[sneezes]
…fuckity-bye!"

Well I don't. What will the real Gallifreyans say when we make contact and tell them they have to change their planet's name cuz we already used it?

No worries. In fairness, had someone else said it without irony, I agree with you. About the talent part at least; unfortunately not the success part.